Wankers.

auk: You know what a REAL man is?
cee: no respect for my doodle. none at all.
auk: a REAL MAN plays hockey with a broken jaw
cee: you cold, bitch.
auk: a fake man whines about his "sore groin" and takes two months off.
cee: pj stock played with a broken face once
auk: Burnaby Joe's playing with a broken jaw right now.
cee: "sore groin"? that's not a fake man, yo, that's just a wanker
auk: as you may recall, Fuckberg's been out for two months with a vague "sore groin"
cee: i repeat: wanker
auk: and your doodle's adorable
he's so bright and happy about Apple. I love it.
cee: my doooodle